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Fun Zone / Clean Jokes / 3 Clean Jokes :)))
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on: August 18, 2011, 06:40:55 AM
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"A Gujarati decides to study English. He learns an essay 'FRIEND', but in the exam an essay on 'FATHER' comes.
He replaced friend with father in the essay.
It read:
I am a very fatherly person, I have many fathers. Some of my fathers are male and some are female. I have a new neighbor; I wish to make him my new father" 
"Maths teacher: If you have 12 chocolates and you give
5 to Priya,
3 to Sonia and
2 to Neha
then what will u get ? ? ? ?
Kid: 3 New Girlfriends Mam!!!"
"A Russian wife goes to police station.
Russian Wife: My husband went to the market yesterday to bring potatoes. He has not returned home yet.
Russian Inspector: Why don't you cook something else?"
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Fun Zone / Chain Forum Games / Game - " In your Next life"
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on: July 26, 2011, 03:54:41 AM
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Dear all my dearest FOTN friends ..... Just thought of this game.. “Hope you all like it”
In Your Next life What would you like to come back as _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _for the person above you?
Example -Son,Daughter,Sister, Mother, Father, Brother, Lover, Wife, Husband etc........,
Please be frank and mention your relationship & enjoy interesting replies...Cheers....! [attach#1]  |
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Fun Zone / Clean Jokes / Pay Attention
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on: February 23, 2011, 01:30:53 PM
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1st year students of MBBS were attending their 1st anatomy class. They all gathered around the surgery table with a dead dog. The Professor started class by telling two important qualities as a Doctor.
The 1st is, NEVER BE DISGUSTED ABT ANYTHNG IN THE BODY, e.g. He inserted his finger in dog's mouth & on drawing back tasted it in his own mouth. Then he said them to do the same. The students hesitated for several minutes. But eventually everyone inserted their fingers in dog's mouth & then tasted it.
When everyone finished, the Professor looked at them and said: The 2nd most important quality is OBSERVATION; I inserted my Middle finger but tasted the Index finger. Learn to pay attention.
*******Moral** ::: Life is tough but it’s a more tougher when you are not paying attention......!!!!
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General Category / The Newsroom / Richest man in India... ;)
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on: January 03, 2011, 07:11:58 PM
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Onion prices in India have more than doubled in the past week due to a shortage caused by unusually heavy rain in growing areas, adding to the risk of voter anger about the high cost of food Richest man in India... [attach=#1] |
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General Category / The Newsroom / Richest man in India... ;)
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on: January 03, 2011, 07:11:55 PM
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Onion prices in India have more than doubled in the past week due to a shortage caused by unusually heavy rain in growing areas, adding to the risk of voter anger about the high cost of food Richest man in India... [attach=#1] |
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Fun Zone / Clean Jokes / My Joke for today 17 Sep 2010
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on: September 17, 2010, 08:20:27 PM
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A young woman said to her doctor, ‘You have to help me, I hurt all over!’
‘What do you mean?’ said the doctor.
The woman touched her right knee with her index finger and yelled,’Ow, that hurts.’
Then she touched her left cheek and again yelled, ‘Ouch! That hurts, too.’
Then she touched her right earlobe. ‘Ow, even THAT hurts!’
The doctor asked the woman, ‘Are you a natural blonde?’
‘Why yes,’ she said.
‘I thought so,’ said the doctor. ‘You have a sprained finger.’
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Fun Zone / Clean Jokes / Can't take chance
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on: August 17, 2010, 03:51:02 PM
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A Man and his Wife went on vacation to Jerusalem .
While they were there, the Wife passed away.
The Undertaker told the Husband:
"You can have her shipped home for $5,000, or you can Bury her Here, in the Holy Land , for $150."
The Man thought about it and told him he would just have her shipped Home.
The Undertaker asked, "Why would you spend $5,000 to ship your Wife home, when it would be wonderful to be buried here and you would spend only $150?"
The Man replied, "Long ago a man called Jesus Christ died here, was buried here, and three days later He rose from the dead.
I just can't take that Chance ! "
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