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Zodiac for the year 2006! For the people who like to read astrological predictions or just want to check it out for fun! Here are predictions for the year 2006 for all the sun signs. Zodiac for 2006 (308 KB)
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Hi have a nice day all of u.
Written by kabir on 2006-01-06 04:39:01
 | Enjoy
Written by kabir on 2006-01-06 04:42:07
A SARDAR WENT TO A BANK TO OPEN A S.B. A/C. AFTER
> SEEING THE FORM, HE HAD GONE TO DELHI FOR FILLING UP.
> U KNOW WHY? FORM SAYS " FILL UP IN CAPITAL ".
 | cool
Written by pradeep_rana on 2006-01-07 10:50:57
 | Mammal kaun hai?
Written by sivasid on 2006-01-07 13:14:45
My 10 year old younger sister asked what a mammal is? I replied that which gives birth to a young one and breastfeeds milk is a mammal. She immediately quipped, "Then to which category you and daddy belong to?". Can any body answer? javascript:ac_smilie(' ') | santa & banta
Written by chinu_sid on 2006-01-07 23:58:34
Two drunks, Santa and Banta, enter a hotel late at night. They approach the clerk, and Santa says, "Could you pleash give ush a bed with two rooms?"
"You mean a room with two beds?" asks the clerk.
"Whatever, whatever you shay."
So they get a key and somehow manage to stumble upstairs to their room. After fumbling for ten minutes, they even manage to get their door open. As they stumble inside, the door closes behind them and they are in total darkness. They go forward slowly, and both fall on the bed closest to the door.
"Ahh," says Santa, "Now we can get some sleep at last."
As they try to rearrange themselves, they suddenly realize that they are not alone in their bed.
"Hey! There's somebody in my bed!" says Banta.
"There's somebody in my bed too!" says Santa.
"Let's get rid of them. We paid for this room and we're going to sleep in the beds!" says Banta.
They start a tremendous struggle. They heave and push until eventually Santa throws Banta on the floor.
"ALL RIGHT!!" Santa shouts, "I've thrown mine off the bed."
"You're lucky," says Banta, "I got thrown off and I'm too tired to fight any more."
"Well, never mind," says Santa, "Why don't you just come and share my bed. Let's get some sleep round here."
| Think before
Written by chinu_sid on 2006-01-07 23:59:49
One fine day, a bus driver went to the bus garage, started his bus,and drove off along his route. No problems for the first few stops -- a few
people got on, a few got off, and things went generally well.
At the next stop, however, a big hulk of a guy got on. Six feet eight, built like a wrestler, arms hanging down to the ground. He glared at the driver and said, "Big John doesn't pay!" and sat down at the back.
Did I mention that the driver was five feet three, thin, and basically meek? Well, he was. Naturally, he didn't argue with Big John, but he wasn't happy about it.
The next day the same thing happened -- Big John got on again, made a show of refusing to pay, and sat down. And the next day, and the one after that, and so forth.
This grated on the bus driver, who started losing sleep over the way Big John was taking advantage of him.
Finally he could stand it no longer.
He signed up for body building courses, karate, judo, and all that good stuff. By the end of the summer, he had become quite strong -- what's more, he felt really good about himself.
So on the next Monday, when Big John once again got on the bus and said, "Big John doesn't pay!," the driver stood up, glared back at the passenger, and screamed, "Oh yeah? And why not?!"
With a surprised look on his face, Big John replied, "Big John has a bus pass."
Moral of the story:
Be sure there really is a problem before working hard to solve it.
 | Santa in a saw mill
Written by chinu_sid on 2006-01-08 00:00:44
Santa used to work in a saw-mill. He was in hospital after he lost his arm in an accident.
Banta was visiting him in the hospital.
Banta, "It was really bad that you lost your hand. However thank God that it was your left hand, since you are right handed."
Santa, "It is also because of my quick thinking. Actually it was the right hand which was going to be caught in the machine. Then I realised that I am right handed and so switched hands just in time! | Written by babu9803025492 on 2006-01-09 01:34:38
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Written by bincy66 on 2006-05-09 10:40:35
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