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Top Explanations by Programmers

  • Strange...
  • I've never heard about that.
  • It did work yesterday.
  • How is this possible?
  • The machine seems to have a malfunction.
  • Has the operating system been updated?
  • The user has made an error again.
  • There is something wrong in your data.
  • I have not touched that module!
  • You must have the wrong executable.
  • Oh, it's just a feature.
  • Of course, I just have to do these small fixes.
  • It will be done in no time at all.
  • It's just some unlucky coincidense.
  • I can't test everything!
  • THIS can't do THAT.
  • Didn't I fix it already?
  • It's already there, but it has not been tested.
  • Somebody must have changed my code.
  • There must be a virus in the application software.
  • This time it will surely run.
  • I just found the last bug.
  • Bug? That's not a bug, that's a feature.
  • According to my calculations the problem doesn't exist.


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Written by crc_leo on 2005-11-13 22:46:17
hprejv'dvk, dr
hof
Written by crc_leo on 2005-11-13 22:46:43
hprejv'dvk, dr
hof
Written by crc_leo on 2005-11-13 22:46:50
hprejv'dvk, dr
Top Explanations by Programmers
Written by Sudheera on 2007-10-08 16:25:43
this is fun :-)
Top Explanations by Programmers
Written by dhiru2k8 on 2008-06-11 17:27:04
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Top Explanations by Programmers
Written by jigneshgadhia on 2009-01-16 22:14:29
Did you Restart your computer?

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