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A pretty woman was serving a life sentence in prison. Angry

and resentful about her situation, she had decided that she

would rather die than to live another year in prison. Over the

years she had become good friends with one of the prison

caretakers.


His job, among others, was to bury those prisoners who died

in a graveyard just outside the prison walls. When a prisoner

died, the caretaker rang a bell, which was heard by everyone.

The caretaker then got the body and put it in a casket.


Next, he entered his office to fill out the death certificate before

returning to the casket to nail the lid shut. Finally, he put the

casket on a wagon to take it to the graveyard and bury it.


Knowing this routine, the woman devised an escape plan and

shared it with the caretaker. The next time the bell rang, the

woman would leave her cell and sneak into the dark room where

the coffins were kept.


She would slip into the coffin with the dead body while the

caretaker was filling out the death certificate. When the care-

taker returned, he would nail the lid shut and take the coffin

outside the prison with the woman in the coffin along with the

dead body. He would then bury the coffin.


The woman knew there would be enough air for her to breathe

until later in the evening when the caretaker would return to the

graveyard under the cover of darkness, dig up the coffin, open

it, and set her free.


The caretaker was reluctant to go along with this plan, but since

he and the woman had become good friends over the years, he

agreed to do it. The woman waited several weeks before some-

one in the prison died.


She was asleep in her cell when she heard the death bell ring.

She got up, picked the lock of her cell, and slowly walked down

the hallway. She was nearly caught a couple of times. Her heart

was beating fast.


She opened the door to the darkened room where the coffins

were kept. Quietly in the dark, she found the coffin that contained

the dead body, carefully climbed into the coffin and pulled the lid shut

to wait for the caretaker to come and nail the lid shut.


Soon she heard footsteps and the pounding of the hammer and

nails. Even though she was very uncomfortable in the coffin with

the dead body, she knew that with each nail she was one step

closer to freedom.


The coffin was lifted onto the wagon and taken outside to the

graveyard. She could feel the coffin being lowered into the ground.

She didn't make a sound as the coffin hit the bottom of the grave

with a thud.


Finally she heard the dirt dropping onto the top of the wooden coffin,

and she knew that it was only a matter of time until she would be free

at last. After several minutes of absolute silence, she began to laugh.

She was free! She was free!


Feeling curious, she decided to light a match to find out the identity

of the dead prisoner beside her. To her horror, she discovered that she

was lying next to the dead caretaker.


Many people believe they have life all figured out..... but sometimes

it just doesn't turn out the way they planned it.





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+1 #1 crshreeram 2005-07-10 22:59
But don''t stop planning... :-)
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0 #2 Things do not always go according to plansonusonu 2006-07-06 11:46
Ha ha ha that was a good one this is for the smart asses who just think thy are extra smart the joke is on them
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+1 #3 Things do not always go according to planweyesdee 2007-02-12 22:08
To come out of a difficult situation Trust in God and notin Humans
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0 #4 Things do not always go according to planREJIPANKAJ 2008-03-10 08:34
WHAT A NICE STORY? THANK YOU PRIYA.
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+1 #5 Things do not always go according to planrentao 2010-07-19 09:40
omo, that was scary.. Bad things do come out from evil plans.
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0 #6 Things do not always go according to planarjun 2010-10-25 22:46
hey could understand............if the caretaker was dead...............who the hell removed the lid of the buried casket????
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0 #7 Things do not always go according to plansneha 2010-11-19 11:55
gud 1 :D
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