Your Clothes
1st baby:
You begin wearing maternity clothes as soon as your OB/GYN confirms your
pregnancy.
2nd baby:
You wear your regular clothes for as long as possible.
3rd baby:
Your maternity clothes ARE your regular clothes.
Preparing for the Birth
1st baby:
You practice your breathing religiously.
2nd baby:
You don't bother practicing because you remember that last time, breathing
didn't do a thing.
3rd baby:
You ask for an epidural in your 8th month.
The Layette
1st baby:
You pre-wash newborn's clothes, color-coordinate them, & fold them neatly in
the baby's little bureau.
2nd baby:
You check to make sure that the clothes are clean &discard only the ones
with the darkest stains.
3rd baby:
Boys can wear pink, can't they?
Worries
1st baby:
At the first sign of distress-a whimper, a frown-you pick up the baby.
2nd baby:
You pick the baby up when her wails threaten to wake your firstborn.
3rd baby:
You teach your 3-year-old how to rewind the mechanical swing.
Pacifier
1st baby:
If the pacifier falls on the floor, you put it away until you can go home
and wash and boil it.
2nd baby:
When the pacifier falls on the floor, you squirt it off with some juice from
the baby's bottle.
3rd baby:
You wipe it off on your shirt and pop it! back in ..
Diapering
1st baby:
You change your baby's diapers every hour, whether they need it or not.
2nd baby:
You change their diaper every 2 to 3 hours, if needed.
3rd baby:
You try to change their diaper before others start to complain about the
smell or you see it sagging to their knees.
Activities
1st baby:
You take your infant to Baby Gymnastics, Baby Swing, and Baby Story Hour.
2nd baby:
You take your infant to Baby Gymnastics.
3rd baby:
You take your infant to the supermarket and the dry cleaner.
Going Out
1st baby:
The first time you leave your baby with a sitter, you call home 5 times.
2nd baby:
Just before you walk out the door, you remember to leave a number where
you can be reached.
3rd baby:
You leave instructions for the sitter to call only if she sees blood.
At Home
1st baby:
You spend a good bit of every day just gazing at the baby.
2nd baby:
You spend a bit of everyday watching to be sure your older child isn't
squeezing, poking, or hitting the baby.
3rd baby:
You spend a little bit of every day hiding from the children.
Swallowing Coins
1st child:
When first child swallows a coin, you rush the child to the hospital and
demand x-rays.
2nd child:
When 2nd child swallows a coin, you carefully watch for coin to pass.
3rd child:
When 3rd child swallows a coin you deduct it from his allowance!!
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Written by jaimin76 on 2006-03-03 06:58:38
no,coment's b'cas i m father of 1 | may be
Written by jaimin76 on 2006-03-03 06:59:25
no,coment's b'cas i m father of 1 | Babies
Written by abhijain82 on 2006-07-15 13:50:35
good | Babies
Written by vividh on 2006-10-13 11:35:06
 | Babies
Written by dristi_dj on 2007-01-20 22:28:15
I am the second baby.  | Babies
Written by salia on 2008-06-03 23:31:12
not all woman especially mom's will do that kind of actions....because child are gifted from GOD....so all babies are important to take care of...love and protect them as long we live in this world.... |
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