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Woman & Men

Between the ages of 15 - 20 a woman is like Africa.
She is half discovered, half wild.

Between the ages of 20 - 30 a woman is like America.
Fully discovered and scientifically perfect.

Between the ages of 30 - 35, she is like India &
Japan.
Very hot, wise and beautiful

Between the ages of 35 - 40 a woman is like France.
She is half destroyed after the war but still
desirable.

Between the ages of 40 - 50 she is like Germany.
She lost the war but not the hope.

Between the ages of 50 - 60 she is like Russia.
Very wide, very quiet but nobody goes there.

Between the ages of 60 - 70 a woman is like England.
With a glorious past but no future.

The last one was left out. After 70, they become
Siberia.
"Everyone knows where is it, but no one wants to go
there."
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This one for the guys.

A guy's life can be described as a train on a railway
track.

When they are 20,
Every station they want to stop.

When they are 30,
They can only stop at one station.

When they are 40,
They want to stop but they are not allowed to stop.

When they are 50,
They want to stop but they cannot stop.

When they are 60,
They can't even start. How to stop?




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0 #1 hahahahhahajatin 2005-09-10 07:26
hahahahahahahha ha
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0 #2 hahahhahahhahha hhaaanand_craft 2006-02-08 07:39
:zzz
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0 #3 Funny Geography lessonssethuram 2006-05-31 19:56
nice
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0 #4 Funny Geography lessonssmashingrohit 2006-06-14 21:26
;-)
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0 #5 Funny Geography lessonsNULL 2006-06-29 16:29
very interesting
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0 #6 Funny Geography lessonscinoglia 2006-12-23 00:09
fact of life
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0 #7 Funny Geography lessonsswanti 2007-01-08 10:05
very nice and funny :P
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0 #8 Funny Geography lessonsjay4all 2007-12-31 19:40
excellent :P :P
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0 #9 Funny Geography lessonsCYRUS 2008-03-19 14:22
Mind blowing
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0 #10 Funny Geography lessonsCYRUS 2008-03-19 14:26
Mind blowing
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0 #11 Funny Geography lessonsarsamridhi 2009-04-20 16:55
very interesting :D
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+1 #12 Funny Geography lessonstiwari.n 2009-04-29 15:41
Tooo Gooood...really enjoyed reading it..keep posting.... :D :P 8) ;-)
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0 #13 Funny Geography lessonslineesh 2010-01-07 04:23
good collections
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-2 #14 Funny Geography lessonslineesh 2010-01-07 04:23
good collections :-x
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-2 #15 Funny Geography lessonslineesh 2010-01-07 04:23
good collections :-x :sad: :sad: :sad:
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-2 #16 Funny Geography lessonslineesh 2010-01-07 04:23
good collections :-x :sad: :sad: :sad:
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-2 #17 Funny Geography lessonslineesh 2010-01-07 04:23
good collections :-x :sad: :sad: :sad:
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0 #18 Funny Geography lessonslineesh 2010-01-07 04:23
good collections :-x :sad: :sad: :sad:
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0 #19 Funny Geography lessonsB.V.sreenivasula Reddy 2010-09-03 19:21
:lol: :D :lol: :D
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0 #20 Funny Geography lessonstunga 2011-09-07 11:28
:D === :lol: ---- :-)
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