Love, lust & marriage...


 

LOVE - When your eyes meet across a crowded room. 

LUST - When your tongues meet across a crowded room. 

MARRIAGE - When you lose your child in crowded room. 

 


LOVE - When intercourse is called "making Love." 

LUST - When intercourse is called "screwing." 

MARRIAGE - What the hell are you talking about? 

 


LOVE - When you share everything you own. 

LUST - When you steal everything they own. 

MARRIAGE - When the bank owns everything. 

 


LOVE - When it doesn't matter if you don't climax. 

LUST - When the relationship is over if you don't climax. 

MARRIAGE - What's a climax? 

 


LOVE - When you write poems about your partner. 

LUST - When all you write is your phone number. 

MARRIAGE - When all you write is checks. 

 


LOVE - When you show concern for your partner's feelings. 

LUST - When you couldn't care less 

MARRIAGE - When your only concern is what's on TV. 

 


LOVE - When your farewell is "I Love you, darling..." 

LUST - When your farewell is "So, same time next week..." 

MARRIAGE - When your farewell is a relief. 

 


LOVE - When you are proud to be seen in public with your partner. 

LUST - When you only see each other naked. 

MARRIAGE - When you never see each other awake. 

 


LOVE - When your heart flutters every time you see them. 

LUST - When your groin twitches every time you see them. 

MARRIAGE - When your wallet empties every time yousee them. 

 


LOVE - When nobody else matters. 

LUST - When nobody else knows. 

MARRIAGE - When everybody else matters and you don't care who knows. 

 


LOVE - When all the songs on the radio describe exactly how you feel. 

LUST - When the song on the radio determines how you do it. 

MARRIAGE - When you listen to talk radio. 

 


LOVE - When breaking up is something you try not to think about. 

LUST - When staying together is something you try not to think about. 

MARRIAGE - When just getting through today is your only thought. 

 


LOVE - When you're only interested in doing things with your partner. 

LUST - When you're only interested in doing things to your partner. 

MARRIAGE - When you're only interested in your golf score. 

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