Love, lust & marriage...
LOVE - When your eyes meet across a crowded room.
LUST - When your tongues meet across a crowded room.
MARRIAGE - When you lose your child in crowded room.
LOVE - When intercourse is called "making Love."
LUST - When intercourse is called "screwing."
MARRIAGE - What the hell are you talking about?
LOVE - When you share everything you own.
LUST - When you steal everything they own.
MARRIAGE - When the bank owns everything.
LOVE - When it doesn't matter if you don't climax.
LUST - When the relationship is over if you don't climax.
MARRIAGE - What's a climax?
LOVE - When you write poems about your partner.
LUST - When all you write is your phone number.
MARRIAGE - When all you write is checks.
LOVE - When you show concern for your partner's feelings.
LUST - When you couldn't care less
MARRIAGE - When your only concern is what's on TV.
LOVE - When your farewell is "I Love you, darling..."
LUST - When your farewell is "So, same time next week..."
MARRIAGE - When your farewell is a relief.
LOVE - When you are proud to be seen in public with your partner.
LUST - When you only see each other naked.
MARRIAGE - When you never see each other awake.
LOVE - When your heart flutters every time you see them.
LUST - When your groin twitches every time you see them.
MARRIAGE - When your wallet empties every time yousee them.
LOVE - When nobody else matters.
LUST - When nobody else knows.
MARRIAGE - When everybody else matters and you don't care who knows.
LOVE - When all the songs on the radio describe exactly how you feel.
LUST - When the song on the radio determines how you do it.
MARRIAGE - When you listen to talk radio.
LOVE - When breaking up is something you try not to think about.
LUST - When staying together is something you try not to think about.
MARRIAGE - When just getting through today is your only thought.
LOVE - When you're only interested in doing things with your partner.
LUST - When you're only interested in doing things to your partner.
MARRIAGE - When you're only interested in your golf score.
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Written by Guest on 2005-07-07 10:53:34
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Written by jatin on 2005-09-10 07:23:08
hey guest it could'nt be more perfect | Written by rumour on 2005-10-10 03:04:37
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Written by kavya_k on 2005-10-25 07:10:04
we can never have a better definition | Written by kripesh on 2005-12-10 11:54:38
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Written by deepakpathria on 2005-12-22 22:55:07
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Written by snaipradeep on 2007-02-12 16:01:31
REAL EXTRACT | Love, Lust and Marriage
Written by ratneshranjan on 2007-06-25 01:00:12
Love - Dosenot Exist
Lust - Is all that is left
Marriage-Is smth v have no choice for.
Sad to say that | Love, Lust and Marriage
Written by nazia0905 on 2007-09-08 10:32:43
kool one............ | Love, Lust and Marriage
Written by Dithabana on 2007-11-05 16:14:44
ahaahahahhaha! | Love, Lust and Marriage
Written by moonUSA on 2007-11-14 22:22:07
Love is How to give
Lust is how to get
Marriage is how to rest | Love, Lust and Marriage
Written by CYRUS on 2008-03-19 14:31:15
A good Comparision | Love, Lust and Marriage
Written by rajesh.sidd on 2008-06-30 18:13:58
excellent ... | Love, Lust and Marriage
Written by er_girish87 on 2009-06-10 11:35:30
| Love, Lust and Marriage
Written by s!mply !ngen!ous on 2009-09-21 01:28:01
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Written by sbhar on 2010-02-23 14:41:04
Love - meaning of life
Lust - going wild
Marriage - License to Love & Lust |
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