Man Schooling:

For those of you who are married, were married, or are contemplating marriage - under the assumption that men need (or ought) to be trained for Marriage, Southwest Tech is offering a new 2 year associates degree....

TWO YEAR DEGREE: Becoming a Real Man. That's right, in just six mini-mesters, you too, can be a real man as well as earn an ASSociates degree in MA (Male Arts).  Please take a moment to look over the program outline.

FIRST YEAR

Autumn Schedule:

MEN 101                   Combating Stupidities

MEN 102                   You, Too, Can Do Housework

MEN 103                   PMS-Learn When to Keep Your Mouth Shut

MEN 104                   We Do Not Want Sleazy underclothes for Christmas

Winter Schedule:

MEN 110                   Wonderful Laundry Techniques

MEN 111                   Understanding the Female Response to Getting in at 2AM

MEN 112                   Parenting: It Doesn't End with Conception

EAT 100                    Get a Life, Learn to Cook

EAT 101                    Get a Life, Learn to Cook II

ECON 001A              What's Hers is Hers

Spring Schedule:

MEN 120                   How NOT to Act Like a Butthole When you're Wrong

MEN 121                   Understanding Your Incompetence

MEN 122                   YOU, the Weaker Sex

MEN 123                   Reasons to Give Flowers

ECON 001C              What Was Yours is Hers

SECOND YEAR
Autumn Schedule:

SEX 101                    You CAN Fall Asleep Without It

SEX 102                    Morning Dilemma: If It's Awake, Take a Shower

SEX 103                    How to Stay Awake After Sex

MEN 201                   How to Put the Toilet Seat Down

Elective (See Electives Below)

Winter Schedule:

MEN 210                   The Remote Control: Overcoming Your Dependency

MEN 211                   How to Not Act Younger than Your Children

MEN 212                   You Too, Can Be a Designated Driver

MEN 213                   Honest, You Don't Look Like Tom Cruise

MEN 230A                 Her Birthdays and Anniversaries Are Important

Spring Schedule:

MEN 220                   Omitting %&*! From Your Vocabulary (Pass/Fail Only)

MEN 222                   Real Men Ask for Directions

MEN 223                   Thirty Minutes of Begging is NOT Considered Foreplay

MEN 230B                Her Birthdays and Anniversaries Are Important 2

Course Electives:

EAT 101                    Cooking with Tofu

EAT 102                    Utilization of Eating Utensils

EAT 103                    Burping and Belching Discreetly

MEN 231                   Mothers-in-law

MEN 232                   Appear to Be Listening

MEN 233                   Just Say "Yes, Dear"

ECON 001C              Cheaper to Keep Her

Just a thought for all the women out there...

MENtal illness, MENstrual cramps, MENtal breakdown, MENopause, GUYnocologist

Ever notice how all of women's problems start with men? Send this to all of the women you know (and men with a sense of humor) and brighten their day!!!... And when we have real trouble, it's a HISterectomy .

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