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Really Good one!!!!
 
There was a couple married for quite some time and they had a boy some 5-6 years old. The relationship b/w the couple was turning  sour.

So finally it reached such a stage that they thought it was better for them to be divorced than carry on such a relationship.

So they consulted a lawyer. But the big question was who would have the  kid. In the hearing in the court. It was decided that this choice should be left on the kid. So the judge asked "Son, would you like to stay with your mummy?"

Kid said,"No, mummy beats me" :(( So the judge asked "Then, would you like to stay with your papa then ?" Kid said, "No, papa beats me" :(( Now the judge was in a dilemma and was not able to decide what to do... after  pondering  for some time he smiled with the ideas he had in his mind about the child......


And he gave the judgment that the kid would stay with......



any guesses????????





come on I know you can make it......



















ok here goes the answer












The kid would stay with the Indian Cricket Team because they


 

NEVER BEAT ANYBODY!!



 

Comments
Written by darius.patell on 2005-07-12 10:14:00
[B]good one[/B]
Written by AMIT_DGR8 on 2005-08-06 16:52:37
:upset :(
Never Beat Anybody
Written by ragsbrahma on 2006-09-09 17:39:12
very good comment about indian cricket team :grin
Never Beat Anybody
Written by ravin_flight on 2006-12-29 21:48:18
hi
Never Beat Anybody
Written by bestfriend on 2007-03-21 15:36:04
:grin
Never Beat Anybody
Written by jobinse on 2007-04-07 14:25:49
hai
Never Beat Anybody
Written by rukkkk on 2008-11-25 15:23:26
good joke ! but nowadays this is not true i think ! :x

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