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There was a couple married for quite some time and they had a boy some 5-6 years old. The relationship b/w the couple was turning  sour.

So finally it reached such a stage that they thought it was better for them to be divorced than carry on such a relationship.

So they consulted a lawyer. But the big question was who would have the  kid. In the hearing in the court. It was decided that this choice should be left on the kid. So the judge asked "Son, would you like to stay with your mummy?"

Kid said,"No, mummy beats me" :(( So the judge asked "Then, would you like to stay with your papa then ?" Kid said, "No, papa beats me" :(( Now the judge was in a dilemma and was not able to decide what to do... after  pondering  for some time he smiled with the ideas he had in his mind about the child......


And he gave the judgment that the kid would stay with......



any guesses????????





come on I know you can make it......



















ok here goes the answer












The kid would stay with the Indian Cricket Team because they


 

NEVER BEAT ANYBODY!!



 





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-1 #1 darius.patell 2005-07-12 10:14
good one
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-2 #2 AMIT_DGR8 2005-08-06 16:52
:sad:
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0 #3 Never Beat Anybodyragsbrahma 2006-09-09 17:39
very good comment about indian cricket team :D
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-1 #4 Never Beat Anybodyravin_flight 2006-12-29 21:48
hi
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-1 #5 Never Beat Anybodybestfriend 2007-03-21 15:36
:D
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-1 #6 Never Beat Anybodyjobinse 2007-04-07 14:25
hai
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-1 #7 Never Beat Anybodyrukkkk 2008-11-25 15:23
good joke ! but nowadays this is not true i think ! :-x
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-1 #8 Never Beat AnybodyNULL 2010-06-04 23:35
:sigh:
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-1 #9 Never Beat AnybodyHEERA KAMBOJ 2010-08-26 10:45
MAST HAI MAST, GUD
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0 #10 Never Beat Anybodysonuuuu 2010-10-07 10:52
8) 8) 8) :roll: no no its nt lik tht. now a days i think so indian cricket team is improving themselves by practicing seriously by participating in different advertisement activities...hahahaha :cry: :o :o :D :D :D :P :P
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0 #11 Never Beat AnybodyChandu@Santu 2010-11-05 09:34
:-* NO it's not like that now the Indian team were leading in a good position so we can't say like that only because there is unwittingly we are insulting ourselves which we have done so far!!so please guys jokes should be in a good style .When we want to play a joke don't involve nationalism,rel igiosity,and so on. bye this is from one of the prestigious university in India that is one and only RGU IIIT
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0 #12 Never Beat AnybodyChandu@Santu 2010-11-05 09:34
NO it's not like that now the Indian team were leading in a good position so we can't say like that only because there is unwittingly we are insulting ourselves which we have done so far!!so please guys jokes should be in a good style .When we want to play a joke don't involve nationalism,rel igiosity,and so on. bye this is from one of the prestigious university in India that is one and only RGU IIIT
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-1 #13 Never Beat Anybodysneha 2010-12-01 18:40
:lol:
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-1 #14 Never Beat Anybodydasarathi 2011-04-02 15:47
hei idiots india beats everybody u know - A True Indian.. ;-)
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-1 #15 Never Beat AnybodyKV 2011-04-08 22:49
this is absolutely Rubbish, the Indian Cricket Team is World Champions as they lifted the World Cup 2011
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-1 #16 Never Beat AnybodyVaibhav 2011-07-11 02:52
thats not so true man...We are world champions now
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-1 #17 Never Beat AnybodyRochak 2011-08-03 18:16
poor joke!! :-)
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