Oxymorons.....

Hi,
 

 Here you will find the top 45 oxymorons. An oxymoron is a
 combination of two words that are completely opposite in meaning. You've
 probably heard many of these before but didn't realize that they fall within
 this category. Read to the end.
 
   
 
        45. Act naturally
 
        44. Found missing
 
        43. Resident alien 
 
        42. Advanced BASIC
 
        41. Genuine imitation
 
        40. Airline Food
 
        39. Good grief
 
        38. Same difference
 
        37. Almost exactly 
 
        36. Government organization
 
        35. Sanitary landfill
 
        34. Alone together
 
        33. Legally drunk
 
        32. Silent scream
 
        31. Living dead 
 
        30. Small crowd
 
        29. Business ethics
 
        28. Soft rock
 
        27. Butt head
 
       26. Military intelligence
 
        25. Software documentation 
 
        24. New classic
 
        23. Sweet sorrow
 
        22. Child Proof
 
        21. "Now, then "
 
        20. Synthetic natural gas
 
        19. Passive aggression 
 
        18. Taped live
 
        17. Clearly misunderstood
 
        16. Peace force
 
        15. Extinct life
 
        14. Temporary tax increase
 
        13. Computer jock 
 
        12. Plastic glasses
 
        11. Terribly pleased
 
        10. Computer security
 
        9. Political science
 
        8. Tight slacks
 
        7. Definite maybe 
 
        6. Pretty ugly
 
        5. Twelve-ounce pound cake
 
        4. Diet ice cream
 
        3. Working vacation
 
        2. Exact estimate
 
         
 
              
 
        .And the number 1 oxymoron is..

          Peace loving communist

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