Q: I've heard that cardiovascular exercise can prolong life. Is this true?
A: Your heart is only good for so many beats, and that's it...don't waste
them on exercise. Everything wears out eventually. Speeding up your heart
will not make you live longer; that's like saying you can extend the life
of your car by driving it faster. Want to live longer? Take a nap.
Q: Should I cut down on meat and eat more fruits and vegetables?
A: You must grasp logistical efficiencies. What does a cow eat? Hay and
corn. And what are these? Vegetables. So a steak is nothing more than an
efficient mechanism of delivering vegetables to your system. Need grain?
Eat chicken. Beef is also a good source of field grass (green leafy
vegetable). And a pork chop can give you 100% of your recommended daily
allowance of vegetable products.
Q: Should I reduce my alcohol intake?
A: No, not at all. Wine is made from fruit. Brandy is distilled wine, that
means they take the water out of the fruity bit so you get even more of
the goodness that way. Beer is also made out of grain. Bottoms up!
Q: How can I calculate my body/fat ratio?
A: Well, if you have a body and you have body fat, your ratio is one to
one. If you have two bodies, your ratio is two to one, etc.
Q: What are some of the advantages of participating in a regular exercise
program?
A: Can't think of a single one, sorry. My philosophy is: No Pain...Good
Q: Aren't fried foods bad for you?
A: YOU'RE NOT LISTENING!!!. Foods are fried these days in vegetable oil.In
fact, they're permeated in it. How could getting more vegetables be bad
for you?
Q: Will sit-ups help prevent me from getting a little soft around the
middle?
A: Definitely not! When you exercise a muscle, it gets bigger. You should
only be doing sit-ups if you want a bigger stomach.
Q: Is chocolate bad for me?
A: Are you crazy? HELLO ...... Cocoabeans ... another vegetable!!! It's
the best feel-good food around!
Q: Is swimming good for your figure?
A: If swimming is good for your figure, explain whales to me.
Q: Is getting in-shape important for my lifestyle?
A: Hey! 'Round' is a shape!
Well, I hope this has cleared up any misconceptions you may have had about
food and diets and remember,
"Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving
safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in
sideways - cognac in one hand - cigar in the other - body thoroughly used
up, totally worn out, and screaming - WOO HOO! What a Ride!"
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excercise and diet
Written by prakash9871 on 2005-07-05 14:01:04
 a very wrong concept of ecercise and diet is given, if it is not removed as soon as possible i will file a case on this company | Its supposed to be joke
Written by MaxX on 2005-07-05 19:58:04
Its supposed to be joke, dont you have a sense of humour prakash?
Or did you think it was real advice?  | Truth about diet & exercise
Written by Ann on 2005-07-06 17:54:05
I liked it. Wish it were true.
WOO HOO! | [B]LIVE LIFE KING SIZE[/B]
Written by RAJ2O on 2005-07-08 00:57:15
I LIKE it prakash lets go and have cocain hooooooooohoo | bole to bindaas 8)
Written by Guest on 2005-07-09 06:23:12
mast hai boss | Truth about diet and exercise
Written by cinoglia on 2007-01-14 23:28:59
ha ha ha well done, My shirt size now is 4X still growing... | Truth about diet and exercise
Written by Reshma1980 on 2007-07-08 12:40:49
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Written by chandra1 on 2007-07-20 18:27:05
grappig (funny).... 
Mota ben ker maro
ja exercise ker ke,
ek hi baat howie na!!
Exercise has he benifit of looking better on you journey towards dead. | Truth about diet and exercise
Written by chandra1 on 2007-07-20 18:28:22
grappig (funny)....
Mota ben ker maro
ja exercise ker ke,
ek hi baat howie na!!
Exercise has he benifit of looking better on you journey towards dead.
He donot watch my spelling mistakes...dutch is my first language...  |
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