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Salam,

Apun Pakia!!! Umar 30 saal, wajan 80 killo aur 6 phoot
height kya! Abhi woh bole to kya hai na ki apun ko bhi
life me settle hone ka maangta, isi liye yeah
advertisement apun paper me chaap re la hai...


Maanta hai apun Tapori hai bahut log ka pungi bajayela
hai magar kya hai naa apun ka bhi ijjat hai baap
markit me!!! apun ko public bhai bolati
hai woh bhi ijjat se!


Saaal ka 5/6 peti to apun aaram
se kama leta hai...


Ab chokiri apun ko aisi chahiye, bole to ek dam jhakas,
ek dam pataka...
thoda padi likhi hogi to chale ga kyon ki kabhi form bharne
ke liye apun ko 25 log ka pair jodna padta hai...


Apun jo hai na shaadi ke baad ek dam sudhar jaayinga,
iman se... apun ka baccha log ko pada likah  ke tapori
banayinga... bole to Tapori Doctor, Tapori Computerwala
aur bohut kuch...


Maa kasam shaadi ke baad apun
ek bhi chikni ko line nahi dega re...


Dekho baap apun shaadi ke baad me koi chokri ki phamily
ka lafda nahi chahiye han bole to kabab me haddi nahi
baane ka kya!


Abhi yeah sub accha lage to apun
ko contact karne ka, kya?


Chota Pakia
Pappu Pager Ka Right Hand
Shan Pati Nagar, Gali No. 420
Pareshan Road, Bhai Ka Area.




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+1 #1 LOVLY PAKYA — Guest 2005-07-07 10:04
MIIIIIND BLOWWWWING ;-)
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0 #2 hihi 2005-07-07 10:40
:D
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0 #3 bkwas hai — Guest 2005-07-07 23:20
bakwas hai boring hai
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0 #4 phaltoo hai — Guest 2005-07-07 23:21
:sad:
phaltoo hai
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0 #5 Guest 2005-07-09 11:34
inspired by munabhai
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0 #6 Jhakas Tapori ishtyle — crshreeram 2005-07-10 22:28
are bheedu bole to ekdum dinchaak mast likelai re.
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0 #7 kya rapchik hai bhai — Guest 2005-07-11 06:16
kya rapchik hai bhai
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0 #8 achchha hai re — sangit66 2005-07-13 19:50
are bahoot hi damdaar tha re
pun tu shaadi ki kaye ko soch rahela hai
aiseich bindaas rahne ka!!!:-)
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0 #9 funwithvk 2005-07-18 00:55
:zzz
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0 #10 cool_ank 2005-07-30 04:56
very funny :D :D :D :D :D
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0 #11 Commnet — veejay 2005-08-27 06:29
It Is Jakassssss.........! ;-)
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0 #12 mkpcsa@rediffma il.com — jsingh 2005-09-29 00:54
hi
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0 #13 Bhai — RoopNaaz 2006-09-18 20:35
funny ji :D
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0 #14 Bhai — dristi_dj 2007-01-20 22:37
Apun ko yeh jhakas laga. 8)
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0 #15 Bhai — varun_033 2007-02-27 16:58
8)
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0 #16 Bhai — manishag87 2007-08-20 16:15
:-x bole toh ekdum pakau hai bhai.... aapko ladki nahi mil sakti!
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0 #17 Bhai — vet 2007-09-09 21:55
achha expirience lagata hai
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0 #18 Bhai — glossy 2009-01-14 15:22
horrible
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0 #19 Bhai — Anshuman Srivastva 2009-04-27 00:37
Ekdam jhakas :D
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0 #20 Bhai — sohari 2010-04-25 11:40
jhakkass baap
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0 #21 Bhai — janusing 2010-06-18 12:17
rere
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