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3671  Fun Zone / Clean Jokes / Marriage is Hell on: August 04, 2010, 10:11:38 PM
Marriage is Hell

A young lady came home from a date, rather sad.

She told her mother, "Jeff proposed to me an hour ago."

"Then why are you so sad?" her mother asked.

"Because he also told me he was an atheist. Mom, he doesn't even believe there's a hell."

Her mother replied, "Marry him anyway. Between the two of us,
we'll show him how wrong he is."
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3672  Fun Zone / Clean Jokes / "Is anybody up there?" on: August 04, 2010, 10:04:41 PM
"Is anybody up there?"

   
A man was walking in the mountains just enjoying the scenery he stepped too close to the edge of the mountain and started to fall. In desperation he reached out and grabbed a limb of a gnarly old tree hanging onto the side of the cliff. Full of fear, he assessed his situation.

He was about 100 feet down a shear cliff and about 900 feet from the floor of the canyon below. If he should slip again he'd plummet to his death. Full of fear, he cries out, "Help me!" But there was no answer. Again and again he cried out but to no avail.

Finally he yelled, "Is anybody up there?"

A deep yet serene voice replied, "Yes, I'm up here."

"Who is it?"

"It's God."

"Can you help me?"

"Yes, I can help."

"Please help me then!"

"Let yourself go."

Looking around the man became full of panic. "What?!?!"

"Let yourself go. I will catch you."


"Uh... Is there anybody else up there?"
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3673  Fun Zone / Clean Jokes / By mistake amputated on: August 04, 2010, 10:00:10 PM
By mistake amputated



In a big commercial Hospital, the Doctor goes to a patient in the post surgical ward tells:

I hava one good news and a bad news for you, tell me which one you want to hear first ?

Patient with lot of curiosity says Doctor first tell me what is the bad news ?

Doctor says : We are very sorry that by mistake we have amputed your right leg instead of your problamatic left leg.

Ooh god " tell me what is the good news ? patient asks doctor with lot of anxiety.

Doctor with a smile on his face coolly tells: On further investigations on your leg problem, it is found that your left leg doesn't require amputation and it is perfectly alright.




Patient goes mad........hhee...hheee...hheeeee
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3674  Fun Zone / Clean Jokes / Five of the Best Short Politician Jokes on: August 04, 2010, 09:56:26 PM
Five of the Best Short Politician Jokes

   
1. Only in Britain......do we use the word "politics" to describe the process so well.
"Poli" in Latin meaning "many" and "tics" meaning "bloodsucking creatures".

2. During Britain's "brain drain," not a single politician left the country.

3. Statesmen tell you what is true even though it may be unpopular. Politicians will tell you what is popular, even though it may be untrue.

4. Political T.V. commercials prove one thing: some candidates can tell all their good points and qualifications in just 30 seconds.

5. Nobody can fix the economy.
Nobody can be trusted with their finger on the button.
Nobody's perfect.
Vote for Nobody
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3675  General Category / Technical & Science & Mysteries / New device developed by hacker can tap calls on: August 04, 2010, 09:47:33 PM
New device developed by hacker can tap calls


Bangalore: A computer security researcher, Chris Paget, has developed a device, priced at $ 1,500, which can tap and record calls on the GSM networks. In a demonstration in the DefCon conference, Piaget intercepted few calls made by fellow hackers in the audience.

Although this is possible only in the GSM or 2G networks, it raises some serious concern as to what can criminals do with such software. Unfortunately, users have few options to secure themselves from such attacks.


However phones running on 3G or 4G standards are not vulnerable to these attacks. So an iPhone or a smartphone is safe from such an interception.

The device, called the IMSI catcher (refers to the unique International Mobile Subscriber Identity numbers that phones use to identify themselves to cellular networks), tricks nearby cell phones into believing it is a legitimate cell phone tower and routing their calls through it. Paget uses Internet-based calling technology to complete the calls and log everything that's said. The warning is that recipients can see numbers on their Caller IDs that are different than the cell numbers of the people calling them.

The number of GSM users in the world clock at 3 billion and if this device is used in a wrong way, it could pose some serious threat to the privacy of the people.


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3676  General Category / Technical & Science & Mysteries / How to recover forgotten password of emailing sites from Mozilla Firefox on: August 04, 2010, 09:38:02 PM
How to recover forgotten password of emailing sites from Mozilla Firefox


Mozilla Firefox is a free and open sourced Web browser, which many people use it all around the world. It is a multi-tabbed browser that provides various types of extensions to let you do multi-tasking while working on a single site only. It is a very light-weighted browser that makes surfing really a nice experience. In addition, this browser supports adding various add-ons that it keeps on adding to its armory. One such add-on is the Better Cache  add-on that enables you to control the cache settings so that you can judiciously use the bandwidth on offer. One of its options is the 'Everytime a site opens' option which saves the cache settings for a particular site everytime you open it. This is particularly useful when you have stored the passwords of your email accounts in the browser. In such scenarios, you can recover password of your email accounts and other sites using a password recovery software
 

Consider a scenario wherein you use 'gmail' to perform the emailing tasks in Mozilla Firefox 3.5 at your organization. As a safe practice, you usually change your password every month or so as you are using gmail on public system. However, this time around when you tried to login to your account you are unable to do so. You tried hard to recall the recently changed password but were unable to remember it. Also, you tried to use different combinations of password that you used previously to set the password but to no avail.

 

In such situations, you should use a third-party windows password recovery software to get the password back. Such tools are extremely useful in such kinds of situations and recover password without much difficulty. However, there is one condition that needs to be true for the exact password recovery. You should enable the setting that remembers the passwords of all the email sites in the cache. Also, you should not remove the history of the Internet usage to make the password recovery successful.
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3677  Fun Zone / Clean Jokes / 10 STAGEs OF LIFE on: August 04, 2010, 09:14:59 PM
10 STAGES OF LIFE  


Zindagi ke 10 Aham Hisse Hote hai......

1) Padhai


2) Khel


3) Mauj-Masti


4) Pyaar


5) Shaadi


6)


7)

 
 Cool


9)


10)



AAP KYA DHOND RAHE HO ?.... SHADI HONE KE BAAD ZINDAGI KHATAM HO JATI HAI.............
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3678  The Lounge / The Astro Section / Amazing -THE COLOUR FUL FRIENDS on: August 04, 2010, 07:53:52 PM
Amazing -THE COLOUR FUL FRIENDS


Every one shld watch the attachment
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3679  Fun Zone / Clean Jokes / JOB IN GIRLS HOSTEL !!! on: August 04, 2010, 07:06:50 PM

JOB IN GIRLS HOSTEL !!!


A Boy got a job in a Girls Hostel.

After One Month, Warden ask the Boy

'Why didn't You come to take your Salary ?

Boy : Kya ?? Shocked Salary bhi Milegi ?? Shocked
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3680  Fun Zone / Clean Jokes / UNUSUAL FUNERAL....!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! on: August 04, 2010, 06:42:01 PM
UNUSUAL FUNERAL....!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!




A man was leaving a cafe with his morning coffee when

he noticed a most Unusual funeral procession,

A funeral coffin was followed by a second one

About 50 feet behind the first.


Behind the second coffin was a solitary man Walking with a black dog.

Behind him was a queue of 200 men walking in Single line.

The man couldn't stand his curiosity.

He approached the man walking with the dog, "I am so sorry for your loss,

And I know now is a bad time to disturb you, but I've never seen a funeral

Like this with so many of you walking in single line. Whose funeral is It?"


The man replied, "Well, that first coffin is for my wife."

"What happened to her?"

The man replied, "My dog attacked and killed her."

He inquired further, "Well, who is in the second coffin? "

The man answered, "My mother-in-law. She was trying to help my wife when

The dog attacked and killed her also."

A thoughtful moment of silence passes between the two men. Then the first

One asks in excitement , "Can I borrow the dog?"

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The man replied
, "Join the queue. "
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