[Five of the Best Short Politician Jokes]

Five of the Best Short Politician Jokes

   
1. Only in Britain......do we use the word "politics" to describe the process so well.
"Poli" in Latin meaning "many" and "tics" meaning "bloodsucking creatures".

2. During Britain's "brain drain," not a single politician left the country.

3. Statesmen tell you what is true even though it may be unpopular. Politicians will tell you what is popular, even though it may be untrue.

4. Political T.V. commercials prove one thing: some candidates can tell all their good points and qualifications in just 30 seconds.

5. Nobody can fix the economy.
Nobody can be trusted with their finger on the button.
Nobody's perfect.
Vote for Nobody

[New device developed by hacker can tap calls]

New device developed by hacker can tap calls


Bangalore: A computer security researcher, Chris Paget, has developed a device, priced at $ 1,500, which can tap and record calls on the GSM networks. In a demonstration in the DefCon conference, Piaget intercepted few calls made by fellow hackers in the audience.

Although this is possible only in the GSM or 2G networks, it raises some serious concern as to what can criminals do with such software. Unfortunately, users have few options to secure themselves from such attacks.


However phones running on 3G or 4G standards are not vulnerable to these attacks. So an iPhone or a smartphone is safe from such an interception.

The device, called the IMSI catcher (refers to the unique International Mobile Subscriber Identity numbers that phones use to identify themselves to cellular networks), tricks nearby cell phones into believing it is a legitimate cell phone tower and routing their calls through it. Paget uses Internet-based calling technology to complete the calls and log everything that's said. The warning is that recipients can see numbers on their Caller IDs that are different than the cell numbers of the people calling them.

The number of GSM users in the world clock at 3 billion and if this device is used in a wrong way, it could pose some serious threat to the privacy of the people.

[How to recover forgotten password of emailing sites from Mozilla Firefox]

How to recover forgotten password of emailing sites from Mozilla Firefox


Mozilla Firefox is a free and open sourced Web browser, which many people use it all around the world. It is a multi-tabbed browser that provides various types of extensions to let you do multi-tasking while working on a single site only. It is a very light-weighted browser that makes surfing really a nice experience. In addition, this browser supports adding various add-ons that it keeps on adding to its armory. One such add-on is the Better Cache  add-on that enables you to control the cache settings so that you can judiciously use the bandwidth on offer. One of its options is the 'Everytime a site opens' option which saves the cache settings for a particular site everytime you open it. This is particularly useful when you have stored the passwords of your email accounts in the browser. In such scenarios, you can recover password of your email accounts and other sites using a password recovery software
 

Consider a scenario wherein you use 'gmail' to perform the emailing tasks in Mozilla Firefox 3.5 at your organization. As a safe practice, you usually change your password every month or so as you are using gmail on public system. However, this time around when you tried to login to your account you are unable to do so. You tried hard to recall the recently changed password but were unable to remember it. Also, you tried to use different combinations of password that you used previously to set the password but to no avail.

 

In such situations, you should use a third-party windows password recovery software to get the password back. Such tools are extremely useful in such kinds of situations and recover password without much difficulty. However, there is one condition that needs to be true for the exact password recovery. You should enable the setting that remembers the passwords of all the email sites in the cache. Also, you should not remove the history of the Internet usage to make the password recovery successful.

[11 and 13 year old brothers to become India's youngest MBAs]

11 and 13 year old brothers to become India's youngest MBAs


Bangalore: Neel Joshi, 13 and his brother Deep, 11, class eight and class six students of Thakur Vidya Mandir School at Kandivali East in Mumbai are on their way to become India's youngest MBA graduates as they have finished their first semester MBA with distinction from an institute affiliated to a U.S. varsity. The teen prodigies are pursuing their MBA from the Indian Management School and Research centre (IMSR) affiliated to the University of  Northeast Virginia, reports Bangalore Mirror.


While Neel has cleared his first year in Finance Management with 91 percent, Deep has cleared the first semester of MBA in Operation Management by securing 75 percent.

It was a meeting with the representative of IMSR at an education fair, which helped them realize their dreams. "I had taken a risk in admitting the boys against all rules," admits Pravin Parmar, director, IMSR. "They have both scored very good marks and I am confident they will become the youngest MBAs in the country," he added.

"We had sought admission for MBA courses at the University of Mumbai and various other institutes in USA and UK. But everyone turned us down saying we were too young to enroll for management courses. They also told us we must approach them after post-graduation and gaining three years of working experience," says Neel.

Deep said, "I joined the institute but never worried about the results. I only aimed at studying management. My brother and I dream of getting a prize from President Pratibha Patil after we complete the course. I am also preparing for my MBA first year final exam which is scheduled in January."

The boys had exhibited extraordinary talents at their very young age. They could recite entire chapters from the Bhagvad Gita, Hanuman Chalisa and even the Rig Veda when they were in kindergarten. They have also shown their excellence in extracurricular activities such as carom in which they represent Air India at national level events. Neel wants to become a cardiac surgeon, while Deep wishes to be a pilot. The boys' father Ajit Joshi is a civil engineer.

[10 STAGES OF LIFE]

10 STAGES OF LIFE  


Zindagi ke 10 Aham Hisse Hote hai......

1) Padhai


2) Khel


3) Mauj-Masti


4) Pyaar


5) Shaadi


6)


7)

 
 


9)


10)


AAP KYA DHOND RAHE HO ?.... SHADI HONE KE BAAD ZINDAGI KHATAM HO JATI HAI.............

[Amazing -THE COLOUR FUL FRIENDS]

Amazing -THE COLOUR FUL FRIENDS


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[JOB IN GIRLS HOSTEL !!!]

JOB IN GIRLS HOSTEL !!!


A Boy got a job in a Girls Hostel.

After One Month, Warden ask the Boy

'Why didn't You come to take your Salary ?

Boy : Kya ?? Salary bhi Milegi ??

[UNUSUAL FUNERAL....!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!]

UNUSUAL FUNERAL....!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A man was leaving a cafe with his morning coffee when

he noticed a most Unusual funeral procession,

A funeral coffin was followed by a second one

About 50 feet behind the first.


Behind the second coffin was a solitary man Walking with a black dog.

Behind him was a queue of 200 men walking in Single line.

The man couldn't stand his curiosity.

He approached the man walking with the dog, "I am so sorry for your loss,

And I know now is a bad time to disturb you, but I've never seen a funeral

Like this with so many of you walking in single line. Whose funeral is It?"


The man replied, "Well, that first coffin is for my wife."

"What happened to her?"

The man replied, "My dog attacked and killed her."

He inquired further, "Well, who is in the second coffin? "

The man answered, "My mother-in-law. She was trying to help my wife when

The dog attacked and killed her also."

A thoughtful moment of silence passes between the two men. Then the first

One asks in excitement , "Can I borrow the dog?"

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The man replied, "Join the queue. "

[Obedient Father]

Obedient Father

There was a father who  called his 5 small children together.
 As the y  sat together in a circle on the floor
the dad placed a toy in the middle.
 
He explained to them that he won this toy as a door prize ,
 and he wanted to give it to one of them.
 
He asked them "who is the most obedient?"
Five sets of eyes looked up at him.
Sensing that they didn't understand the word he then asked,
"ok, who always obeys mommy, and does everything she says?"
 
One of the children picked up the toy and handed it to
 the father.  "You win!" exclaimed the child.