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« on: July 16, 2017, 04:33:05 PM »

Donít copy if u canít paste



A popular motivational speaker was entertaining his audience.
He Said: ďThe best years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman who wasnít my wife!Ē.
The audience was in silence and shock. The speaker added: ďAnd that woman was my mother!Ē

Laughter and applause.

A week later, a top manager trained by the motivational speaker tried to crack this very effective joke at home.

He was a bit foggy after a drink.
He said loudly to his wife who was preparing dinner,
 ďThe greatest years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman who was not my wife!Ē

The wife went; ďah!Ē with shock and rage.

Standing there for 20 seconds trying to recall the second half of the joke,
the manager finally blurted outĒÖand I canít remember who she was!Ē

By the time the manager regained his consciousness,
he was on a hospital bed nursing burns from boiling water


Moral of the story: Donít copy if you canít paste!


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« Reply #1 on: December 31, 2017, 09:31:03 PM »

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