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« on: February 21, 2007, 11:52:46 AM »
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Q. Ques - .SITA RAM HAI TO SITA KAUN HAI
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Q- Prasad ask's Kumble to bring a pepsi... Kumble brings a bottle of pepsi but goes directly to Tendulkar.
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Q. The Madrasi said, I want to see the movie 'heart is umbrella'.
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7 . Q: Woh kya hai jo Dil main hain, Mann main hai par Dhadkan main nahi?
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8. What will u call a person who is leaving India??
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9. Kalidas ka ek bhai joote banata tha us ka naam kya tha.....................................?
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10. Luv and Kush are going to a village & in between comes a well.
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Want one more...



Jackie Chan ki saas ka naam kya hai?..



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chalo ab batao...
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Jugal Hansraj and Mayuri Kango bus stop par khade the. Bus aayi - Mayuri gayi, magar Jugal nahin gaya -
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Sharukh Khan aur Kajol bus stop pe khade hain. Kajol chali gayi, par Sharukh bus mein nahin chada -
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Ek aur muaka de hi dete hain tumhe .....
kamal,vimal do bhai they,dono bus stop pe khade the..
bus aai vimal chad jata hai per! kamal nahin jata hai
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aur chhaiye...theek hai






aakhri sawaal

Amitabh aur Pran dono bus estop pe khade the...
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« Reply #1 on: February 21, 2007, 11:54:46 AM »
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« Reply #2 on: February 21, 2007, 04:07:05 PM »
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u don' t seem to have any work other than writing silly jokes, by the way i send u a mail why don't u read it
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« Reply #3 on: February 21, 2007, 04:28:24 PM »
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u don' t seem to have any work other than writing silly jokes, by the way i send u a mail why don't u read it

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« Reply #4 on: February 21, 2007, 08:05:31 PM »
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pakau hai par badiaya hai  Grin Roll Eyes Evil
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« Reply #5 on: February 21, 2007, 11:37:01 PM »
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« Reply #6 on: February 22, 2007, 09:04:06 AM »
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but u should also give some translation.. for people who are weak in hindi.. Grin Smiley
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« Reply #7 on: February 22, 2007, 10:39:04 PM »
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Agar RAM SITA hai,
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