some pakau jokes dont read at taniya's cost

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Q. Ques - .SITA RAM HAI TO SITA KAUN HAI
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Sita MEMORY hai (RAM: Random Access Memory)

 



Q- Prasad ask's Kumble to bring a pepsi... Kumble brings a bottle of pepsi but goes directly to Tendulkar.
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Tendulkar is an opener

 



Q. The Madrasi said, I want to see the movie 'heart is umbrella'.
Which movie did he really want to see?
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Dil Chhata Hai!

 



7 . Q: Woh kya hai jo Dil main hain, Mann main hai par Dhadkan main nahi?
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Socho socho
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aarey Aamir Khan !!!!!!!

 



8. What will u call a person who is leaving India??
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Socho...............
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Hindustan Lever (Leaver).

 



9. Kalidas ka ek bhai joote banata tha us ka naam kya tha.....................................?
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Answer) adidas
 


10. Luv and Kush are going to a village & in between comes a well.
Luv falls into the well. Why ?
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Because Luv is blind!!!!!



Now Kush also jumps inside. Why?
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OK lot's of head scratching done.
Answer is... Luv ke liye saala kuch bhi karega!!!!

 




Want one more...



Jackie Chan ki saas ka naam kya hai?..



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nahi pata..??
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answer) D'Cold
chain ki saans - D'cold



chalo ab batao...
Jackie Chan ki bahu ka naam kya hai ?
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this is quite simple...
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answer) D'Cold again
kyunki saans bhi kabhi bahu thi

Jugal Hansraj and Mayuri Kango bus stop par khade the. Bus aayi - Mayuri gayi, magar Jugal nahin gaya -
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Because Mayuri 'can - go'.
Ek aur.....

Sharukh Khan aur Kajol bus stop pe khade hain. Kajol chali gayi, par Sharukh bus mein nahin chada -
kyon??

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think harder....
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Kyonke woh Kajol ko chhodne aaya tha. Ha, ha,
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Ek aur muaka de hi dete hain tumhe .....
kamal,vimal do bhai they,dono bus stop pe khade the..
bus aai vimal chad jata hai per! kamal nahin jata hai
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Kyonkieeeeee bus per likha tha ONLY VIMAL !!!!!



aur chhaiye...theek hai






aakhri sawaal

Amitabh aur Pran dono bus estop pe khade the...
bus
aai aur Pran chad jata hai per Amitabh nahin jata
Qyo???
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pran jaye per bacchan na jaye



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kucch bhi nahi..

[*!*!* Sanya *!*!*]

 

[birendra singh]

u don' t seem to have any work other than writing silly jokes, by the way i send u a mail why don't u read it

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u don' t seem to have any work other than writing silly jokes, by the way i send u a mail why don't u read it

tum koi sarfire lagte ho...........

[atulgawarle]

pakau hai par badiaya hai 

[***PRISTINE***]

pakau hai par badiaya hai 

thnx buddy

[Linked*to*Universe]

 

but u should also give some translation.. for people who are weak in hindi..

[***PRISTINE***]

but u should also give some translation.. for people who are weak in hindi..

HOPE U R NOT IN THAT QUE

[Paril]

Agar RAM SITA hai,
To RAM non hai?
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TAILOR...

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