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Author Topic: When you have an "I Hate My Job" day, try this:  (Read 1383 times)
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« on: March 02, 2006, 09:07:54 PM »
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>> >>When you have an "I Hate My Job" day, try this:
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>> >> On your way home from work, stop at your pharmacy and go to the
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>> >>thermometer section and purchase a rectal thermometer made by Johnson
>>and
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>> >>Johnson. Be very sure you get this brand.
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>> >> When you get home, lock your doors, draw the curtains and disconnect
>>the
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>> >>phone so you will not be disturbed. Change into very comfortable
>>clothing
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>> >>and sit in your favorite chair, open the package and remove the
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>> >>thermometer.
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>> >> Now, carefully place it on a table or a surface so that it will not
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>> >> become
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>> >>chipped or broken. Now the fun part begins - Take out the literature
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>> >>and read it carefully. You will notice that in small print there is a
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>> >>statement,
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>> >> "Every rectal thermometer
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>> >>made by Johnson and Johnson is personally tested".
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>> >> Now, close your eyes and repeat out loud five times,
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>> >> "I am so glad I do not work for quality control at Johnson and
>>Johnson!"
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>> >> HAVE A NICE DAY AND REMEMBER, THERE IS ALWAYS SOMEONE ELSE WITH A JOB
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>> >> THAT
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>> >>IS WORSE THAN YOURS!
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« Reply #1 on: March 02, 2006, 11:29:05 PM »
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lovely, i enjoyed reading it

keep it up Afro
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« Reply #2 on: March 03, 2006, 05:28:02 AM »
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 Afro Afro Afro Afro Afro

Not that interesting but Chalega
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« Reply #3 on: March 03, 2006, 08:30:48 PM »
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kudi nu khudko best kita, to kya kita,

dusrenu wha kehna bhi to sikhana bada jaroori hai Shocked Angry
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« Reply #4 on: March 03, 2006, 09:44:21 PM »
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Hey Iqbal superb post man... thoroughly enjoyed it  Too Funny Too Funny Too Funny Too Funny Too Funny Too Funny
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« Reply #5 on: March 04, 2006, 12:07:26 AM »
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thanx ppl
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« Reply #6 on: March 04, 2006, 12:38:18 AM »
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hhmm it wass koool...!
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« Reply #7 on: March 04, 2006, 10:36:20 AM »
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kudi nu khudko best kita, to kya kita,

dusrenu wha kehna bhi to sikhana bada jaroori hai Shocked Angry

I agree to dhasu
and hy iqbal ! Nice one there !
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« Reply #8 on: March 05, 2006, 05:37:33 AM »
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Well Dhasu guess what something somewhere is burning...... Evil Evil Evil

 Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin
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