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« on: October 27, 2007, 06:31:03 PM »
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1. On being Late



"Kab shuru hua?"

"Attendance ho gayi kya??"

"Kal raat der tak gappe marte rahe yaar"

"acha vo aayi hai kya ??

"Mein kya karu, wo bathroom mein ghusa hua tha"

"Aab nind nahi khuli to mein kya karu……… bolna …….. kal kya padaya tha sir ne"

"Kal se pakka class karunga"

"Ek page de na………. abbe pen bhi to de……."

"abe 1 page ke liye kyu mar raha hai "



2. During the lecture



"Yesss !!!! Sir…….The answer is …….huuuummmmm…….aaaaaaaa……"

"No sir…..I know the answer …….sir…."

"Sir - Saala apne aapko Newtonsamajta hai"

"Abe lecture ko chod….. dekh wo kya lag rahi hai aaj…….."

"Uske baju mein nahi baith sakta tha…….gadha……."

"Yaar aaj madam kya lag rahi hai ……."

"Nahi yaar, suna hai uska bhai bhi isi collge may hai"

"Kya yaar 1 akshar bhi samaj nahi aa raha hai , is se acha to hota ki aate hi nahi "

"Abe ye kya saari kitab aaj hi khatam karega"

"he bhagwan utha le utha le ,,,,, is teacher ko"



3. Lab



"yaar agar mai multimeter ka 1 needle tod dunga to kya hoga"

"Yaar koi unchecked file search kar na "

"sir aaj song sunlo practicle to kal bhi kar lenge "

"sir aap please internal to laga doge na"



4. Tests



"Tests?Huh  …..Aree yaar…… "

"Kya…… abe Test mein itna topic hai to annual mein kya hoga…."

"Boss….. ho gaya……aur nahi ho sakta……..jaan nahi de sakta……."

"Oh !!! Itna syllabus cover ho gaya?"

"Aaj kaunsa test hai?"

"Abe test may bhi koi padhta hai , exam may padhege. "

After test……

"yaar padha tha….recall nahi kar paya…….chhod na ……. Canteen chalenge…"



5. For attendance



(less attendance isliye attendance badane ke liye bahane)

"sir mai aaya tha last monday or aapne yaha present hi nahi  lagayai , puch lo kisis se bhi"

"Sir please sir papa ko mat bulao , aage se regular rahuga"

"Saale tera koi bhi fayda nahi hai , proxy bhi nahi laga sakta kya"



6. Late submission of Projects



"Sir file geeli ho gayi thi , isliye dobara nayi banai"

"Last date extend hui thi"

"I didn't know the last date"

"sir meri file hostel may chori  ho gayi thi

"Ab mein kya karu usne mere ko bole bina hi submit kar diya……."

"Abe chal hostel , junior kab kaam aayege..........

"They should allow XEROX…….."



7 . After exam



"Yeh bhi syllabus mein thaa kya?"

"Yeh bhi koi paper tha , kuch bhi nahi mila toilet me ?"

"Achha !!! ye aise hota hai kya?"

"Kya yaar agar uski duty hoti to pakka paas ho gaya hota "

"Please bhai paper may dikha diyo nahi to is baar to mere ko bhagwan bhi paas nahi kara sakta"

"Ye Kaunsi book me tha"

"1st mein 3 marks …..2nd mein 0 …….3rd mein 2 …….tu to Gaya……….fail pakka……."

"Yaar notice lagte hi faad dena…...wo kya sochegi mera marks dekh kar……"

"Yaar vo ladka to gaya ,saale ka sir fodu ga ,paper me dikhaya hi nahi "

 

8 VIVA (b4 exam)



"Abe chod na paper may hi prepration karege"

"Aeee……bhai…..tere se kya poocha……."

"Sir please sir fail mat karna , "

"Dekh Boss!! external bhi aadmi hai. Usko pata hai students ki ab tak preparation nahi hui hai"




10 . Submission



"Ye bhi chhapna hai kya?"

"Iska bhi print-out lena hai kya?"

"Jai ho computer baba ki……jai ho Ctrl C + Ctrl V ki……."

"Tujhe Sir ka sign aata hai kya?"

"Ye tune kya likha hai?Huh"

(The best one)

"Jo word samajh mein aa raha hai woh likh, jo nahi samajh mein aa raha hai uski drawing nikal"

"Phir bhi, kuch to idea hoga??"

" Maineuska likha hai, mera assignment check ho gaya, tu bhi wohi kar."

"Koi hint…….."

"Are baba ghasit de……..na tu samjega na wo…….."

 

11. Exam



"Jo (mujhe) aata hai, wo (paper mein)aata nahi hai; jo (paper mein) nahi aata hai wo (mujhe) aata hai"

"ye question 2 saal se nahi poochha hai"

"ye last time hi poochha thaa"

"tere paas is ke notes hai??"

"woh chapter… mark weightage 6 marks… (facial ex-pressions speaks the story)"

"nahi samjha to ret le"

"External ke aane ke pura scene hai……. "

"Iss paper mein roll number ka kya order hai…….."

"Pichle paper mein to kuch to aata tha…….issmein to sala anda aata hai……"

"Ek aur din ka gap de dete to kya 3rd World War ho jata tha kya…….."

 





…….. bas ek bar wapas lautne ka man karta hai ………
…….. Aaj har wo baat yaad aati hai…….
…….. kuch buri batein jo ab acchi lagti hain ……..
…….. kuch batein jo kal ki hi batein lagti hain ……..
…….. abki baar class attend karne ka man karta hai ……...
…….. Dopahar ki class mein aakhen band karne ka man karta hai……
…….. hostel ke chat ki wo raat yaad aati hai …….. …….. exam ke time pe wo hasi mazak bahut pyari lagti hai ……..
…….. tab ki bekar lagne wali photo's chehre pe hasi laati hai …….
…….. Apni galtiyon pe tumse daat khana yaad aata hai. ……...
…….. Par tumhari galti dekhne ka man karta hai……..
…….. Aaj tum bahut yaad aate ho…….
……..fir waise hi subah uthne ka man karta hai……..
……..bas ek bar wapas lautne ka man karta hai……..
……..bas ek bar aur …….
……..wapas lautne ka man karta hai
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« Reply #1 on: October 27, 2007, 06:48:43 PM »
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Nice post Bhupen..loved reading it:-)
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« Reply #2 on: October 30, 2007, 11:34:50 AM »
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« Reply #3 on: April 30, 2009, 06:11:21 AM »
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1.     On being Late:

"Kab shuru hui class?"

"Attendance ho gayi kya??"

"Kal raat der tak gappe marte rahe yaar"

"Aab nind nahi khuli to mein kya karu......... bolna ....... kal kya
padaya tha isne"

"Ek page de na.......... abey pen bhi to de, nahi to kisse
likhunga......."

" koi subah kaise aa sakta hai........"

"wo bhi iss class ke liye "

2. During the lecture:

"Yesss!!!! Sirrr.......The answer is

.........huuuummmmm.......aaaaaaaa............."

"No sir.....I know the answer ......sir...."

"Saala apne aapko Newton samajta hai"

"Abe lecture ko maar goli..... Anjali kya lag rahi hai aaj........"

"Uske bagal mein nahi baith sakta tha kya.......gadha......."

"Kya bore kar raha hai. Bola tha canteen chalte hain .."

"Heads, we go canteen , Tails, we go now!!!"

3. Lab:

"Expt. 2 likha??"

"last time tu aaya the kya?""

"Karna kya hai??"

"Yeh bhai.....merko pata hota to tere pass kyon aata........"

"Areee tu to bura maan gaya .......chal dikha na.....bhau kyo kata
hai...."





4. Sessionals Test:

"sessionals test?Huh ......Aree yaar...... "

"Kya....... abe unit test mein itna sara topic hai to final mein kya
hoga...."

"Oye Sushil kaha hai......uska roll number mere baad hai.......wo nahi
aaya to mein pakka fail...."

After test......

"yaar pada tha....recall nahi kar paya.......chhod na ....... Canteen
chalega..." SAHI !!





5. For attendance

"I was in the class, attendence bolna bhool gaya "

"Oye usko thoda khush kar list se tera naam hata dega........"

"Bola tha proxy regularly maar........ Saale tera class karne ka kya
faida hua....."



6. Late submission of assignments:

" Maine us ko bola thaa ki copy karke mera assgnment bhi saath mein
submit kar dena"

"Ab mein kya karu usne mereko bole bina hi submit kar diya........"

"They should allow XEROX........sala system hi kharab hai "



7 . After exam:

"Yeh bhi syllabus mein thaa kya? Shitt..."

"kya bol raha hai yaar..aise karna tha kya"

"1st mein 3 marks.....2nd mein 0.......3rd mein 2.......
Gaya..........fail pakka......."

"Yaar notice lagte hi hata dena........wo kya soochegi mera marks dekh
kar......"



8 . VIVA (b4 exam):

"Submission ab tak hua nahi hai , VIVA kya ghanta doonga"

"Aeee.......Akash.....terese kya kya poocha....mood kaisa hai.."

"External ke ghar mein bacche nahi hai kya......."

"Dekh Boss!! external bhi aadmi hai. Usko pata hai students ki ab tak
preparation nahi hui hai"



9 . Submission:

"Ye bhi chhapna hai kya?"

"kaat kaat ke likh le...kaon padhta hai"

"Iska bhi print-out lena hai kya?"

"Jai ho computer baba ki......jai ho Ctrl C - Ctrl V ki......."

"Tujhe Sir ka sign aata hai kya?"





10 .Copying Assignments:

"Ye tune kya likha hai?Huh"

(The best one)

"Jo word samajh mein aa raha hai woh likh, jo nahi samajh mein aa raha
hai uska drawing nikal"

"Phir bhi, kuch to idea hoga??"

" Maine uska likha hai, mera assignment check ho gaya, tu bhi wohi
kar."

"Koi hint........"

"Are baba ghaseet de........na tu samjega na wo........"



12. Exam:

"Jo (mujhe) aata hai, woh (paper mein)aata nahi hai; jo nahi aata hai
woh NAHI aata hai" ..VERY VERY TRUE !!

"ye question 2 saal se nahi poochha hai yaar....to ab kya poochenge"

"ye last time hi poochha thaa......is baar nahi aana chahiye"

"tere paas is ke notes hai??"

"Neend aa rahi mujhe to...thodi der so jata hoo..utha diyo pakka"

"woh chapter... mark weightage 6 marks... (facial ex-pressions speaks
the story)"

"nahi samjha to rat le" - PERFECT ONE

"Iss paper mein roll number ke kya order hai........"

"Ek aur din ka gap de dete to kya 3rd World War ho jata tha
kya........."
I AGREE !! !!

This one is dedicated to all my friends:


"bas ek bar wapas lautne ka man karta hai
Aaj har wo din jeene ko man karta hai.

kuch buri batein jo ab acchi lagti hain
kuch batein jo kal ki hi batein lagti hain.

abki baar class attend karne ka man karta hai
Dopahar ki class mein aakhein band karne ko man karta hai.

Doston ke room ki wo baatein yaad aati hai
exam ke time pe wo hasi mazak yaad aati hai,

college ke student centre ki yaad aati hai
tab ki bekar lagne wali photos chehre pe hasi laati hai.

Apni galtiyon pe tumse daat khana yaad aata hai.
Par tumhari galti dekhne ka ab bhi mann karta hai.

Ek aisi subah uthne ka mann karta hai
bas ek bar wapas lautne ka man karta hai.

bas ek bar aur
wapas lautne ka man karta hai."
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 clap :thumbsup2:great its true
we do miss our masti and golden days.
seems that we always remain in this period.
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 Thumbs Up! Thumbs Up! Thumbs Up! Thumbs Up!
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« Reply #6 on: June 06, 2009, 05:27:33 PM »
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1. On being Late



"Kab shuru hua?"

"Attendance ho gayi kya??"

"Kal raat der tak gappe marte rahe yaar"

"acha vo aayi hai kya ??

"Mein kya karu, wo bathroom mein ghusa hua tha"

"Aab nind nahi khuli to mein kya karu……… bolna …….. kal kya padaya tha sir ne"

"Kal se pakka class karunga"

"Ek page de na………. abbe pen bhi to de……."

"abe 1 page ke liye kyu mar raha hai "



2. During the lecture



"Yesss !!!! Sir…….The answer is …….huuuummmmm…….aaaaaaaa……"

"No sir…..I know the answer …….sir…."

"Sir - Saala apne aapko Newtonsamajta hai"

"Abe lecture ko chod….. dekh wo kya lag rahi hai aaj…….."

"Uske baju mein nahi baith sakta tha…….gadha……."

"Yaar aaj madam kya lag rahi hai ……."

"Nahi yaar, suna hai uska bhai bhi isi collge may hai"

"Kya yaar 1 akshar bhi samaj nahi aa raha hai , is se acha to hota ki aate hi nahi "

"Abe ye kya saari kitab aaj hi khatam karega"

"he bhagwan utha le utha le ,,,,, is teacher ko"



3. Lab



"yaar agar mai multimeter ka 1 needle tod dunga to kya hoga"

"Yaar koi unchecked file search kar na "

"sir aaj song sunlo practicle to kal bhi kar lenge "

"sir aap please internal to laga doge na"



4. Tests



"Tests?Huh  …..Aree yaar…… "

"Kya…… abe Test mein itna topic hai to annual mein kya hoga…."

"Boss….. ho gaya……aur nahi ho sakta……..jaan nahi de sakta……."

"Oh !!! Itna syllabus cover ho gaya?"

"Aaj kaunsa test hai?"

"Abe test may bhi koi padhta hai , exam may padhege. "

After test……

"yaar padha tha….recall nahi kar paya…….chhod na ……. Canteen chalenge…"



5. For attendance



(less attendance isliye attendance badane ke liye bahane)

"sir mai aaya tha last monday or aapne yaha present hi nahi  lagayai , puch lo kisis se bhi"

"Sir please sir papa ko mat bulao , aage se regular rahuga"

"Saale tera koi bhi fayda nahi hai , proxy bhi nahi laga sakta kya"



6. Late submission of Projects



"Sir file geeli ho gayi thi , isliye dobara nayi banai"

"Last date extend hui thi"

"I didn't know the last date"

"sir meri file hostel may chori  ho gayi thi

"Ab mein kya karu usne mere ko bole bina hi submit kar diya……."

"Abe chal hostel , junior kab kaam aayege..........

"They should allow XEROX…….."



7 . After exam



"Yeh bhi syllabus mein thaa kya?"

"Yeh bhi koi paper tha , kuch bhi nahi mila toilet me ?"

"Achha !!! ye aise hota hai kya?"

"Kya yaar agar uski duty hoti to pakka paas ho gaya hota "

"Please bhai paper may dikha diyo nahi to is baar to mere ko bhagwan bhi paas nahi kara sakta"

"Ye Kaunsi book me tha"

"1st mein 3 marks …..2nd mein 0 …….3rd mein 2 …….tu to Gaya……….fail pakka……."

"Yaar notice lagte hi faad dena…...wo kya sochegi mera marks dekh kar……"

"Yaar vo ladka to gaya ,saale ka sir fodu ga ,paper me dikhaya hi nahi "

 

8 VIVA (b4 exam)



"Abe chod na paper may hi prepration karege"

"Aeee……bhai…..tere se kya poocha……."

"Sir please sir fail mat karna , "

"Dekh Boss!! external bhi aadmi hai. Usko pata hai students ki ab tak preparation nahi hui hai"




10 . Submission



"Ye bhi chhapna hai kya?"

"Iska bhi print-out lena hai kya?"

"Jai ho computer baba ki……jai ho Ctrl C + Ctrl V ki……."

"Tujhe Sir ka sign aata hai kya?"

"Ye tune kya likha hai?Huh"

(The best one)

"Jo word samajh mein aa raha hai woh likh, jo nahi samajh mein aa raha hai uski drawing nikal"

"Phir bhi, kuch to idea hoga??"

" Maineuska likha hai, mera assignment check ho gaya, tu bhi wohi kar."

"Koi hint…….."

"Are baba ghasit de……..na tu samjega na wo…….."

 

11. Exam



"Jo (mujhe) aata hai, wo (paper mein)aata nahi hai; jo (paper mein) nahi aata hai wo (mujhe) aata hai"

"ye question 2 saal se nahi poochha hai"

"ye last time hi poochha thaa"

"tere paas is ke notes hai??"

"woh chapter… mark weightage 6 marks… (facial ex-pressions speaks the story)"

"nahi samjha to ret le"

"External ke aane ke pura scene hai……. "

"Iss paper mein roll number ka kya order hai…….."

"Pichle paper mein to kuch to aata tha…….issmein to sala anda aata hai……"

"Ek aur din ka gap de dete to kya 3rd World War ho jata tha kya…….."

 





…….. bas ek bar wapas lautne ka man karta hai ………
…….. Aaj har wo baat yaad aati hai…….
…….. kuch buri batein jo ab acchi lagti hain ……..
…….. kuch batein jo kal ki hi batein lagti hain ……..
…….. abki baar class attend karne ka man karta hai ……...
…….. Dopahar ki class mein aakhen band karne ka man karta hai……
…….. hostel ke chat ki wo raat yaad aati hai …….. …….. exam ke time pe wo hasi mazak bahut pyari lagti hai ……..
…….. tab ki bekar lagne wali photo's chehre pe hasi laati hai …….
…….. Apni galtiyon pe tumse daat khana yaad aata hai. ……...
…….. Par tumhari galti dekhne ka man karta hai……..
…….. Aaj tum bahut yaad aate ho…….
……..fir waise hi subah uthne ka man karta hai……..
……..bas ek bar wapas lautne ka man karta hai……..
……..bas ek bar aur …….
……..wapas lautne ka man karta hai..
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When I was young, I would always stain my t shirts with Jam. My mom used to make my favourite Jam filled rotis. Knowing my love for Jam, mom would stuff our kitchen cabinet with different flavours of Sil Jams. Aah! I still smile when I think about those days!
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