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On a group of beautiful deserted islands in the middle of nowhere, the following people are stranded:


Two Italian men; one Italian woman

Two French men; one French woman

Two German men; one German woman

Two Greek men; one Greek woman

Two English men; one English woman

Two Bulgarian men; one Bulgarian woman

Two Japanese men; one Japanese woman

Two Chinese men; one Chinese woman

Two American men; one American woman

Two Irish men; one Irish woman


One month later, on these absolutely stunning deserted islands in the middle of nowhere, the following things have occurred:


1. One Italian men killed the other Italian man for the Italian woman.

2. The two French men and the French woman are living
happily together in menage-a-trois.

3. The two German men have a strict weekly schedule of alternating visits with the German woman;

4. The two Greek men are sleeping and the Greek woman is cleaning and cooking for them.

5. The two English men are waiting for someone to
introduce them to the English woman.

6. The two Bulgarian men took one long look at the endless ocean and another look at the Bulgarian woman and started swimming.

7. The two Japanese men have faxed Tokyo and are awaiting instructions.

8. The two Chinese men have set up a pharmacy/liquor store/restaurant/laundry and have got the Chinese woman pregnant in order to supply employees for their store.

9. The two American men are contemplating the virtues of suicide, because the American woman keeps complaining about her body, the true nature of feminism, how she can do everything they can do, the necessity of fulfillment, the equal division of household chores, how sand and palm trees make her look fat, how her last boyfriend respected her opinion and treated her nicer than they do and how her relationship with her mother is improving and how at least the taxes are low and it isn't raining.

10. The two Irish men divided the island into North and South and set up a distillery They do not remember if sex is in the picture because it gets sort of foggy after the first few liters of coconut whiskey. But they are satisfied because at least the English aren't having any fun


 

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